Automat
I'd Like to Apologize to Every Teacher I Ever HadAutomat is remembered less as a restaurant than as a dazzling childhood object: a cafeteria in Manhattan where food appeared from vending machines and the future seemed to have arrived in public. In Tony Danza’s recollection, its attraction precipitates a sudden loss, making the place a compact scene of wonder, danger, family attachment, and recovered memory.
Appearance and Allure
Automat appears during a school trip to New York City, when Danza leads his students through Central Park and Times Square. As Al G repeatedly drifts away from the group, Danza’s anger and anxiety awaken a memory from when he was about seven years old. His grandmother, who spoke hardly any English, had brought him, his brother, and his cousins Patty and Vivian to see the Christmas show at Radio City Music Hall. The streets were crowded with the Christmas season, and on the way into the theater Patty noticed the Automat across the street.
To the children, the restaurant looked like a marvelous cafeteria in which all the food was served from vending machines. Its mechanical arrangement transformed an ordinary meal into a spectacle. The children saw it as “the giant toy of tomorrow,” an image that captures both its technological novelty and the scale of their childish delight. The Automat therefore enters the narrative through perception: it is a place made extraordinary by the way children look at it.
The Childhood Separation
The pleasure associated with Automat collapses when Danza and his cousins turn around and discover that they can no longer find their grandmother. The crowd that had made the city exciting now becomes disorienting and threatening. The children stand petrified while people move around them, and Danza begins to cry despite his older cousin’s unsuccessful attempt to calm him.
A New York City police officer eventually notices the children and takes them back to Radio City Music Hall. There they find their grandmother beside herself. Her first response is fury, intensified by the fact that the children had disappeared in a crowded city; almost immediately, that anger gives way to tears as she embraces Danza. The Automat is thus linked to a sharply divided emotional sequence: fascination leads to wandering, wandering leads to terror, and terror ends in an embrace that restores the family’s security.
Recalled During the School Trip
The memory returns because Al G is again separating himself from a group in a crowded urban setting. At Times Square, Danza calls after him, but the student ignores him and continues walking. Danza recognizes that the intensity of his reaction is not only disciplinary. Al G’s disappearance has activated the older fear of losing a child in the city, even though Danza initially experiences that fear as fury.
When Danza reaches for Al G’s arm, the student recoils and objects to being touched. The confrontation exposes the gap between Danza’s protective intention and Al G’s experience of physical intervention. Automat remains behind the immediate exchange, but its remembered scene gives the moment its emotional pressure: the teacher is trying to prevent a repetition of the childhood separation, while the student resists the very gesture Danza uses to keep him close.
Narrative Significance
Automat functions as a site of memory rather than as a continuing setting. Its importance lies in the way a seemingly incidental landmark connects Danza’s childhood with his adult work as a teacher. He remembers being a child no different from the students he is now responsible for, and the city becomes a bridge between those two positions. The place that once drew him away from his grandmother now helps him understand why a student’s wandering can provoke disproportionate alarm.
The episode also turns a technological curiosity into a symbol of unstable attention. As a child, Danza is pulled from the theater by the promise of the vending-machine restaurant; as an adult, he is pulled back into the past by a student’s refusal to stay with the group. In both cases, the city’s attractions and crowds test the bonds of responsibility. Automat preserves the original moment when wonder became separation, while the school trip transforms that memory into a form of vigilance and care.